I have another insight that I'd like to inform the general public about. Apparently, if you are in the process of causing a person, place, or thing to take on the appearance of a certain color, you are *color*ing it. No, not "coloring". Bluing. Greying.
Yellowing.
We need to take this ability of ours to the limit. The ability being the use of our language, and limit being the stars.
In addition, if you "turn (an active alert person) into a zombie," Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary declares that you have just "zombified" them. It is the Big Y addition, but we're going to overlook that for a moment. As revolutionary as it is, this definition does not only give us a new word to play with. We have crucial information on both the nature of zombies and the condition that one must inhabit to become a zombie. If the only way to become a zombie is to be zombified, then you must be an active and alert person to be affected. TAKE YOUR LIVES DOWNHILL. Be passive-aggressive, unfocused, uninvolved, and unaware. One day, you will thank me for stopping the massive outbreak that was just about to occur. Or will you? Because if you do the things that I am telling you, to avoid every trait that makes you a target for a zombifier, what have you become?
One of them.
Don't you see?
Or are you blind?
Can you pull yourself out from the bathos of mankind?
We've been told all these lies and fed by a blog spoon
And that spoon is the doom that leads the tomb
So take your petals and take your log flumes
Cause the only man standing is Mazda
"Zoom Zoom"
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